Someone on a message board I frequent posted this and it was too funny not to share. At least, to me. :) Share your answers, please. :)
Mine is: I had drunken sex with a pole and it sucked.
Hmmmmm.... :)
Ok - here you go:
find your birthday...
January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with
Find the day of your birthday ...
1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: Dick Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a pole
16: a penguin
17: a ninja
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat
Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...
A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: because i was high.
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat
4 comments:
I dressed up as gnome to be sexy! LOL
i partied with myself and then i streaked.
Kristen says- I felt up a bottle of Hennesse and I had twins.
Michele says- I robbed Dick Cheney because I was high.
Audrey says- I shot a cat for the money.
I dressed up as George Bush and it was boring.
That sucks! LOL :)
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