Earlier today, the kids were making their lunches. Andrew cooked his hotdogs in the microwave and Kelton was second in line to do his. Then he decided he also wanted to have the left over chicken strips. He started to put them in the microwave and Kalyen just about lost her mind. She wanted her turn first!
She came screaming to me and cried out all her issues about what was taking place. I listened. Then she screamed this:
"I HATE KELTON! HE RUINED MY LIFE!"
I calmly stated, "You were born second."
I tell you, if I didn't have my witty sense of humor, I would go insane. :)