Crack, Anyone?

Kaylen: "Mom? Why did they call it a butt crack?"

Me: "Umm...well...I guess because it's a crack in your butt."

Kaylen: "And it has to be cracked so that your poop and pee can come out right, Mom?"

Me: "Uuuhhh....yes. I..... suppose you're right."


I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. And I've never seem a parenting magazine article that addresses it either.

You just have to laugh. You have to.